Know when to give in and forgive; being right all the time is not the key to happiness. The key to happiness is liquored up compromise, a jar of marshmallow fluff and a spoon.

Know when to give in and forgive; being right all the time is not the key to happiness. The key to happiness is liquored up compromise, a jar of marshmallow fluff and a spoon.

There are tons of fish in the sea, but none of them have his credit score, dammit!

There are tons of fish in the sea, but none of them have his credit score, dammit!

Sometimes that which you seek is right in front of you. (But still super duper far away. Like two different subway rides far. The Earth is round… so everything is kind of in front of you.)

Sometimes that which you seek is right in front of you. (But still super duper far away. Like two different subway rides far. The Earth is round… so everything is kind of in front of you.)

“Unexpectedly found is that which the thing one can’t not unlearn, for art ist through and through most profoundedlyishingly staggering in beauty, nay, in spirit.” -William Shakespeare

“Unexpectedly found is that which the thing one can’t not unlearn, for art ist through and through most profoundedlyishingly staggering in beauty, nay, in spirit.”

-William Shakespeare

Open your mind to the possibilities around you — you’ll find that they are everywhere and look less like Ryan Gosling than you’d hope.

Open your mind to the possibilities around you — you’ll find that they are everywhere and look less like Ryan Gosling than you’d hope.